February 26, 2011

2011 NBA Trade Deadline Recap


The 2011 NBA Trade deadline ended with plenty of millionaires changing addresses.

Kendrick Perkins, who looks like he wants to run through you like like a bull, was dealt to the Thunder for some guy named Jeff Green. I guess Danny Ainge forgot to take his meds.

Danilo Gallinari, Wilson Chandler and Raymond Felton are feeling the Rocky Mountain High as the exodus of Knicks now makes Denver the "New York Nuggets."

And drama queen Carmelo Anthony, who held the league hostage as he chose a team, was mercifully dealt to the Knicks. Yawn. Carmelo is a big bore on the personality meter. Nice offensive game, but a better nap inducer. Lunesta is literally tapping Carmelo's veins for byproducts.

And how did Chauncey Billups become the "Mike Lowell" of the Knicks' trade? Don't be surprised if Billups makes more of a mark than Sleepy Anthony.

Back to Danilo Gallinari. Say it out loud. Say it again. Doesn't that feel better? Danilo Gallinari... Danilo Gallinari. There, I feel better. How can you NOT love Danilo Gallinari? Say it with flair - Danilo Gallinari!

I like that someone finally didn't say NYET to swinging Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorof. He pulled off a steal of a deal, landing talented point guard Jason Williams.

Unfortunately for Williams, he is hereby known as "E" from Entourage, because of the big breakup with Sloan.

You just know that sometime after the trade, Prokhorov was slamming down top-shelf vodka with a few Moscow "models" as they slathered each other with Beluga caviar.

Jay-Z swung by with brandy and condoms. They burned 1,000 dollar bills. The Russian and the Rapper. Bringing basketball to Brooklyn.

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